Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Agomoni

aar baro-tero din. tar porei Durga Pujo. er samne aar kichui matha tule daRate pare na. kokhonoi na.

chotobyalaye Ma bolto, kono kharap howa manei, samne bhalo asche. ami tokhon Ma-r shob kotha shuntam kina, tai eta monepraNe bishwash kortam. shei somoy "kharap" ta chilo porikkha, aar "bhalo" ta chilo Pujo. protibaar half yearly porikkha shesh hote na hotei Durga Pujo-r chuti shuru hoye jeto. porikkha dite ditei kolpona kortam, ei chuti kikore katano hobe, kon kon pandel e ghora hobe, ke ke baRite ashbe, kar kota jama holo, aar sobar upore, ki ki khaoa hobe tar list. tar shonge obosshoi pujabarshiki Anondomela.

tokhon pujor din e shokkal shokkal ful kuRote jetam. baRite ekta laal jhuRi chilo. aar bagane ekta shiuli gaach. ghum theke uthe dekhtam uthon moy sada aar komola roNger choRachoRi. gaach ta ke dhore naRa dile, toptop baaki ful gulo jhoRe jeto, aar shei shonge haath, mukh bhore jeto shishir e. ki sundor ekta gondho thakto charidike. shei ful diye, khub shokh hole mala banatam majhe sajhe.

er moddhyei rannaghor theke luchi bhaja r gondho ashto. kon gondho ta beshi bhalo, ful er na luchi-r, eta bola shokto. tobe dutoi pujo-r gondho. luchi -r shonge hoy cholar daal, noy alur dom, noy begun bhaja. bNode ba ledikeni ba jilipi :-) ei diye shokaal shuru hole to din emni i bhalo kaate, bolo? tokhon tv te chuti -chuti dyakhar dhum chilo. ekhon bachchader binodon-er shonge tulonaye hoyto go haran harbe, kintu nirbhejal moja chilo nonte-fonte, betaal, thakuma-r jhulir golpo gulo te.

ei shob er moddhyey pishi-r meye, Tumpa-r probesh ebong totkhonat, "bonu, shaRi poRe aye, amra khelbo" r aadesh. shaRi poRa amar kokhonoi roche na. tai ami sorbokkhon chele sajtam. bajare jetam. mane bagane. boRo boRo pata tule antam. Tumpa shei pata gulo cough syrup er botoler dhakna diye kete sobuj roNger ruti banato. tar shonge rannaghor theke shak sobji-r khosha. hoye gyalo putul-er khaoa. :-)

dupur byala ei bata, oi bata, ei ghonto, oi choRchoRi, ei mach, oi maNgsho diye jake bole bhoj. ki kore oto tingtinge roga chilam tokhon ke jane?

khaoa r porbo mitte na mittei shuru hoto, ajke ki jama poRe Thakur dekhte jaoa hobe? pochondoshoi fulchaap jama ta hole ekta Thakur kom dekhleo khoti nei. kintu oi mashi, shei pishi diyeche, na poRle kharap dyakhaye gocher jama holei shob pondo. tar shonge notun juto, aar mathaye hair-band. shaaj complete. ebaar beronor pala. train hok, bus hok, porer dike metro, tar o pore taxi, bigoto du bochor holo gaaRi, kore shei Barasat theke kothaye na beRate gechi amra. teen din Thakur dyakha to noy, gota Kolkata choshe beRano. tar upor abar Baba-r dhomkani, "bol to, kota Thakur dyakha holo?", ore baba, ekta miss hole aar rokkhe nei. kicchukhon por mone hoto, kokhon baRi firbo. eto haNta, eto bhiR kromosho oshojjo hoye uthto. pandel-er bhetore du minute, line e adh ghonta. kono mane hoy? tar majhei abar er baccha hariyeche, tar shalli okhane daRiye ache...brishti hole abar notun jutor dofarofa...

raat e baRi fire, alu sheddho bhaat ( shorir e kulole, ghee, lonka, pNeyaaj sohojoge), kheye bichanaye poton.

tokhon light er bahar, phuchka-r jhaal, aar Oshur er gayer noNgra roNg tai sudhu kheyal kore dekhtam, shiuli tulechi, ektu kalo thakle dur kore fele diyechi, Baba bolche, aar ekta dekhei fire jabo, ami line e daRiyei ghume dhole poRechi, train e jhalmuRi ala kaku ke onayashe obogga korechi, Maa ke bolechi, amader baRite cable tv nei kyano? keu laal roNger jama dile almaRir shesh tak e thele diyechi...patta diy ni kichukei.

ebaar Durga Pujo kyamon hobe ami janina. na shiuli ful ache, na dhaak, na dhunuchi. na mon matano pandel ache, na mike theke bheshe asha notun gaan er kolahol, na maa-r hather naRu ache, na Oshesh er iyya boRo pantua. okhane thakle, hoyto boltam, dhur ami ebar Thakur dekhte jabo na. oi bhiR bhatta aar poshaye na. kintu ami to okhane nei, tai monta okhanei poRe ache.

tobu, khaoar list ta ami baniyei rekhechi. bola to jayna, Maa jokhon tokhon eshe poRbe :-)

Friday, September 24, 2010

3/25

ko din age, professor amake ek taRa khata dilen. MCQ, matro 25 ta. ami sobai ke shuni kannakaati kore, "aar bolish na, khata dekhte hobe", amar to sottyi bolte ki, besh laglo. jodio amio maa ke phone e bolechi, "tumi aar ki bujhbe, etto khata dekhte hocche", moner kothaye jyano ekta odbhut bhalolaga, aha...ami kotoi na boRo hoye gechi.

chotobyalaye, amar ek dida ke dekhtam khata dekhte, tarpor dhoro school er madam ra, tader proti shei boyoshe ekta sundor bhalobasha thake, tara jai bolen tai thik, tader khushi korte parle (baaki class ke chotiye), mone hoy akashe bheshe bheshe byaRacchi...she byapaar i alada. tai, tara shei somoye ja korten, ami ajke shetai korchi, bhablei monta besh projapoti projapoti, balloon balloon, hoye othe. bojhate bolo na.

jai hok, mukh gombhiir kore, jama-r hatha gutiye, ekhane sekhane tick, cross korchi....emni somoy kheyal holo, thik bhalo nombor temon keu pachchena. mote ekta 22, beshirbhaag i 14-15, ekta abar 3.


prothome besh uttejiito hoye poRlam. shei class nine e ShouNok ke 1 nombor beshi deoa, tarpor aRshola-r life cycle na bolte parar jonno daR koriye rakha, ber korchi. besh emon koyekta shuddho bangla shobdo mathaye gurchilo, jader ekhane probesh nishedh.

edesh e ki niyom ami janina. baRir lokera khata dekhte chaye kina tao janina. 3/25 dekhe ki bolbe? "dont cry baby, momma is gonna make everything alright" bolbe, naki, baccha-r mon kharap ghNuchate ekta choto khato theme party i diye felbe?

ami ki kortam? khata ta lukiye rakhtam. buk dur dur kore baRi firtam, fire shoooob boi khata-r niche, otake gNuje ditam. tarpor jedin obhibabok er shoi kore dyakhanor shesh din, tar aager din otake chupi chupi ber kortam. kii bhoyanko piece ami chotobyalar thekei, hyan?

mukh chuun kore prothome maa ke dyakhatam. maa bolto, oi ek i dialogue, sharata school/college jibon... "ei nombor peyechish?, shob to perechili bolli, ki holo? baki ra ki peyeche? " eituku peRiye jete parle, dupur byala plus bikel byala shaanti. shedin khelte jaoa bosshyo pondo. raat-e baba ke face korar pala. ami chirokaal i bNete, bujhle? baba baRi fireche, bel bajacche, ma jachche dorja-r dike...aar amar uchchota kromosho hRash pacche. ei korei aar baRini. tarpor aarki, hath pa thanda hoye jaoa, kaan toktoke laal, payer nokh er dike thNyae cheye thaka, mukhe saat choRe raa na kata, hothath bhyak kore kNede fyala, mukh e kichu konomote gNujhe shue poRa. byas.

Nischinti....gota ek soptah-er jonno.

ei bhibishika moy sondhya gulor kotha bhebei hok, ba jai hok, hothath amar mon-er balloon shob chupshe gyalo. aha re, na hoy poRei ni, na hoy tv i dekheche, na hoy icche kore ni boi khulte, sottyi to, Darwin koto shaal e, kon boi er kon pata e kii likheche, jene ami i ba ki ulte dichchi?? thak na ora, oder violent games, rash driving, saturday nights, Wii, size zero aar fata cheRa jama kapoR er duniya tei. ek din to berotei hobe.

hath pa thanda hoyar din sobar emnii ashe...take deke deke anar to kono mane hoy na bolo?

aar shob cheye bhoy er kotha, amar baRite je khata dyakhanor din ekhono shesh hoyni.

Monday, September 20, 2010

laptop

eta amar notun laptop theke prothom post. :-)

notun kyano? kenoki purono ta mara geche. tar joubon onek kaal holo periye giyechilo, onek din dhorei bhugchilo. prothomei gyalo webcam. tarpor rog choRiye, tiltil kore shara shorir jha jha kore dilo. shukrobaar besh moja kore gonesh pujo-r prosad kheye bhabchi eibaar Sugata da ke bolbo photo gulo pathao, eshe dekhi hath pa thanda, laptop chirobidaye niyeche.

kharap laglo. kharap lagata i swabhabik. kintu oi "felte icche korche, tobu felte paRchi na" jonok chinta gulo korar obokash ar roilo na. online laptop kine anar siddhanto nite dosh minute o lageni. accha adh ghonta. taka boleo to ekta byapar ache.

na ache gmail, na ache youtube. bhablam ei sujog ta ke kaje lagiye boi khata der chomke deoa jak. shob guchiye, pen,pencil,emonki edesher lokjon er dyakhadekhi highlighter porjonto niye bosha gyalo.

adh ghonta por amar kagojer konaye, ekta kotha o baRiye bolchi na bishwash koro, ekta hash jole bhasche, ekta adh khana mukh, choshma poRa, ekta bajar korar list, ekta ki ki notun gaan shunte hobe tar talika, ekta kon poRa ta kokhon korle baaki kaaj gulo thik moto korte parbo tar bornona. tar pashe amar ekhonkar ojon aar "aha re kobe she din ashbe"-r ojon, tader parthokko, bhibishikamoy shonkhya ta ke baroNbar gol kore daag deoa. ebong blog korar ki ki topic hote pare, tar firisti.

shobar shesh e chotto kore lekha, "get a small diary".

bojha gyalo. poRashona bhondul. bhablam golper boi poRi. kheyal holo, she to laptop e. tarpor bhablam accha etto photo jome ache, addhek delete kore di. na...she o laptop e. gaan? prio bondhur shonge iyarki? notun recipe? ghor sajanor adhunik upaye? nehat paper khule ekta shobder dike thNaye takiye thaka? shooob laptop e.

etodin she chilo, tar dike takai ni. take diye jotto kaaj korano jaye, koriyechi. tar dwara amar jibon modhur theke modhurtomo hoye utheche, ami bhebechi, e to hobar i kotha. she majhe sajhe udbhot kandokarkhana koreche, patta diyini. tar keyboard er upor majhe sajhe cake biscuit er guRo, kromosho lop paoa chul er sheshaNso, shob i paoa jeto. she byatha peye bondho hoye geche, ami take ek choR mere abar chalu korechi.

por din giye ekta notun chokchoke laptop kine ana holo. New York ghora o holo, coffee khaoa o holo, mondo ki? ekhon shei laptop ke fu dite dite amar mukh byatha hoye gelo, gaye ekta daag jyano na lage, ektu gorom holei, dorja janla bondo kore dokaan tule fela hocche...theke sekha jake bole aar ki.

amar shob data, gaan, photo ekhono oi laptop e. shob kaaj er majhei, mon ta khNut khNut korche...jotoi forsha dekhte hok na kyano notun ti, purono to-r maya katano ki aar otoi sohoj?tar gaye ojosro daag, she besh bhaari, take lokjon er samne ber korte idaniNg amar kuntha hoto. tobu she amar chiroshongi. goto paaNch bochorer shob sMriti, asha, akankha, GRE- practice theke priojon ke bidaye janano porjonto, she i chilo. she bare bare eshe janan diye jaye, take hela fela kora thik bhalo hoy ni.

"ekdin jabo chole, ei ghor shunno kore, badhon chinno kore;
jodi chaho, jeyo bhule..."

bhola ki aar otoi sohoj ???

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

chopetaghat

amar ek chena dompoti ache. chena mane amader i paRaye, du teen te baRi cheRe.

bhodrolok kaan e kom shonen. maane na ke hyan, hyan ke na, phone ta dhoro, dyakho to ke eseche, ei dhoron er kaan e kom to shob bibahito purush ra i shune thaken. kintu ini shei dol e poren na. enar kom shona ta "kaan" joRito, "mogoj" joRito noy.

kichu manush ache jara kotha na bole thakte paren na. bhodromohila shei doler. ghor e kotha bolar osubhidha thakaye, tini thik korlen rannaghor er janala diye pasher baRir shonge kotha bolar quota puroN korben. tarpor tar pasher baRi. tar tar pasher baRi. oi ek i janala diye. shei theke, paRar lokjon, khub bhalobeshe tar naam dilo "mike". eta bossho shona ghotona.

bhodromohilar ekti beRal chilo. shada dhobdhobe. sundor dekhte. beRal tao kaan e kom shunto kina janina, tobe sorbhokkhon karur kaan er kache soptom shure "minni minni minni aaaayyyeeee" bole chNyachale kaan thik thakar kotha na. bhor dupur byala, paRa shuddho lok ghumocche, duure ice cream er gaRi jacche, baccha kokhon ma ghumobe aar ami khelte jabo bhabche, tiya pakhi adhkana peyara eNto kore jacche, ei somoy hothath nistobdota chiRe fele "minni ayye" er naki naki shur shunle, Ramgopal Verma patent koriye niten.

e hyano "made for each other" er sukher poribare, eirokom i ek dupur byala, maa jononi nidra giyechen. paRaye okhondo shanti. bhodrolok kothaye sheta proyojonio noy, hearing aid ta kaan e nei, eitukuni jana i jotheshto.

minni dekhlo ei sujog. dhakna tule uki mara macher matha, ghaash e phoriNg, jole nijer chaya-r moto bibidho akorshon cheRe take etodin aatke rakha hoyechilo. bhaba jaye. she guti guti paye ber hoye, nistobdota bojaye rekhe, pogar paar.

himesh reshammiya ke aar kotodin i ba shojjo kora jaye, bolun?

ghum theke uthe maa jononi byapar ter pelen. korta ke bedhe anar hukum holo. jera shuru to holo, kintu sofol holo na. korta shob proshner ek i uttor dyan...

"kii bolchoooo????"

jotoi kNede, kokiye, raag kore, humki diye, paye poRe, uttejonaye kNaapte kNaapte take jiggesh kora hoy, she nirlipto mukh kore hashte thaken. aar thakte na pere, "mike" emon ekti kaaj korlen ja paati bangladesh er mofossol elakay e odwittio.

tini thash kore ek choR marlen. tar aNgul er daag korta-r forsha mukh e tuktuk kore fute uthlo.

ami dekhini. shunechi.

ekhon tini "mike tyson".

Friday, September 3, 2010

haar-jeet

choto boyeshe manush ke onek kichui shekhano sohoj. bhul bhal ja ta ekta kichu bole dilei holo. amar moto hada gongaram hole, tota pakhi-r moto bina dwidhaye shob gule khabe. ja ja gul ami chotobyala te mene niyechilam, tar moddhyey jwolonto udaharoN hocche "manush er sobsomoy bhalo korbe, keu kichu chaile hashimukhe sahajjo korbe, bipode phele ashbe na" ityadi probhriti....

besh. manlam. kintu mukh buje kichu hojom korle je kii poriNoti hoy, sheita ebar okkhore okkhore bujhte parchi.

amar college er bondhu-r dol kal Niagara dekhte jabe. tara prakiritik shobha dekhe mugdho hobe, ebong shei mugdhota hojom hobe na jotokkhon facebook e tara kii dekhlen sheta baaki duniya na dekhe fele. dosh er kichu na. amar o obikol ei onubhuti guloi hoy majhe sajhe. kintu byapar hocche eibar ami jabo na. shutoraNg amar chokher moNi camera ta "long weekend" e bekaar i poRe thakbe.

ghotona nischoi bojha hoye geche etokkhone? amar ek besh bhalo bondhu amar camera ti cheyeche. tar shonge etao boleche je she tar jibon diye amar camera rokkha korbe. onno karur hathe debe na. camera te jodi ekta daag o lage tahole or naam mitthye.

kintu byapaar hocche, ami to aar choto nei. bhalo buddhi nai baRuk, baje buddhi to tortor kore beRe choleche. shahajjo kora uchit ta to holo, kintu nischoy raat -er ghum keRe noy?

nijer mon ke koshto diye, dushchinta baRiye, parchen na othocho bondhu sthaniyo lokeder shahajjo korechen nischoi kokhono na kokhono? ki gero tahole bhaloi janen. blog likhte likhtei ami bujhte paRchi, monta boddo choto hoye gyache. abar mon er bhetor thekei minmin kore awaj asche, "kintu camera-r jodi kichu hoy? amar camera..." tobu bondhu-r cheye ki camera boRo? camera, taka poisha, shob theke prio golper boi, ek adh din cellphone er talktime?

amra shahajjo korte motamuti shokolei, unmukh na holeo, ghabRai na. tobe shahajjo kora aar nijeke bNash diye shahajjo korar modhyey tulona hoyna. janina camera debo ki debo na, kintu eituku jani, na dite parle, ami amar chotobyalar kache here jabo. she koto koshto korei na koto kichu mene niyechilo, tar kichu daam to ditei hobe, na?

kintu amar camera???

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

meye hoya

eita aamar raag kora post. ami sadharoNoto etota khepe jai na. kintu eibaar amar dhoirjo aar dharon hote chaiche na.

chotobyalar kotha, ektu kanna kaati korlei baba bolto, "amar samne meyeder moto nyakami korle kichu hobe na, chupchap ja bolchi tai koro". ta amio kichu kom danpite chilam na. shutorang gaach-e choRte giye poRe jaoa theke khelar dol theke bonchito hoa porjonto, kono kichu niyei ami khub ekta ghyan ghyan korar sujog pai ni. tai bole amar tai niye kono apshosh nei. ekebarei nei. sottyi bolte ki, ami aajke baba-r kache kritogyo, je tar koRa shashon er jor e ami onek kichu sikhechi.

ekta jinish i shekha hoy ni.... "meyeder moto nyakami".

baba mone hoy jaanto na, poroborti kaale ei obhab ta tar meye-r samne, meye hoya niye ek kothin badha hoye daRabe.

ami amar nijer bag nijei boite pari. jotoi bhari hok na kyano, oi mishti heshe pasher cheleti ke "ektu help korben, please" bolte amar kothaye jyano badhe. tarpor dhoro bhut-er cinema. ami khub bhoy pai. shutorang dekhi na. oi dekhbo abar bhoy o pabo, aar pasher joner hath khimche dhorar sujog ta chaRbo na, oiti amar dara hobe na. amar ghum theke uth te deri hoy boiki, kintu ekbaar uthle, pant aar shirt goliye chule chiruni dite 7-8 minute er beshi lage na. amake roj 30 minute heNte college jete hoy, shutorang ami mone kori, sneeker (oi keds) poRai sob theke sreyo. heel? babbah... pa-r dofa rofa. amar twilight niye kotha bolte lojja kore, ebong kono hero-r naam shune oggyan hoye jaoar moto komjori hridoy amar nei. ami shokh kore chul kaati bote, kintu du din jete na jetei she ek kaaker basha-e poriNoto hoy. keu hashir kotha bolle ami praN khule haha kore hashi, bhalobeshe hashi, rumal e mukh dheke dNaat na dekhiye mridumondo hashi ta ayotto hoy ni ekhono. shob kotha shona-r probol agroho prokash korbo, aar shunei "ishhh, emaaa ki je bole" bole shiure uthbo...uhun...parlamna. ohetuk "attitude" dyakhano amar pochondo noy, amar kauke bhalo lagle, ami shei sottyi ta mene neyoar shahosh rakhi. tobe amaye keu bhul kotha bolte ashle ami shudhu regei jai na, riitimoto giye dui choR lagiye ashte pari. aro onek kichui pari, ja meyeder para-r kotha noy. kintu baba je amaye baron koreni...

ami meyeder moto dhoirjo dhorte pari, bhalobashte pari, baroNbar khoma korte pari, je kono obosthaye maniye nite pari, na bola kotha bujhe nite pari, keu proshoNsha korle oprostut hote pari, ektu adhtu gaan naach aNka ranna, pari na ta noy, "gene" ghotito ashirbad e amar mathaye gobor er porimaanN khub beshi na... kintu ta diye ki aar aajkal meye hoy bolo?

baba-r kotha to aar fele dite pari na. meye na hoy na i holam.